Total Medals Earned: 1,118 (From 235 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,005 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/185 points)
Kill 100 enemies.
Die 50 times
Beat the helicopter boss.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (35/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits